Why not a BOYFRIEND?

I am often bombarded with questions like 'Do you have a boyfriend? ' and I am like
'No.'
'No.'
'No.'
'NO!!!'
It was until someone asked me 'Do you want a boyfriend? ' and I narrowed my eyes and replied,' seriously? ? Are you kidding me?' But I was met with a serious gaze so I replied with sharpness,'Hell NO!'
Now you must be thinking she' such an old-school can't keep a boyfriend??!?!??!?!??
But lets get the facts straight regarding me having a boyfriend
1. I want a bf not for a serious relationship or commitment or not for fun but for....like you para glide and how you blabber about that wonderful experience all your life to others so it's just like that when I will get old and wary I can say 'you know when I was young I had a relationship' while my other contemporaries would be telling tales just how they met their husbands.
2. If I get a boyfriend what my family will say.....my sister is going to be like 'NO'and my mom 'Seriously NO' and my dad......leave him lets not consider him as a point.
3. Even if I hide it from them n keep a bf I still can't manage because timings of college and my whereabouts are always known to them its like they have a GPS installed in me.
4. That means I have to find one in my college....okay so we can spend time in lectures and during breaks....but I would never scarifice my studies for some random person and especially not my sacred time of eating my lunch but instead talk like love birds.
5. This is most important one....
where will I find a guy who wants to be my boyfriend? ???...
6. So this leaves me with one option. ...Imaginery boyfriend!!!

This is crazy stuff but since many days girls around me are making this boyfriend issue a big hyped one so I just wanted to pen my thoughts about it. While many girls who don't have boyfriends talk about girls who have and make judgements and I just ask them hows the experience and start teasing them with stuff like 'what will you do if he turns up in a pink mini skirt tomorrow?' And the look they give me its like 'you need to shut up!' And I can actually see the horror in their eyes as they try to mix my comment with their visual imagination about their boyfriend or crush. I stand there grinning like a fool while they blush and I slowly say in mind 'if you see yourself now you will realise how silly you look'

okay I know you must getting bored so I am ending my stupid post here before you end up throwing god knows what at my post! !!!