Wedding Investment:
(Average 30 year)
Rs 20,00,000 Marriage expenses
Rs 30,000 Monthly Expenditure
Rs 3,000 Wife's monthly maintainence
RETURNS : SEX
First 5 yrs Weekly 3 Time
Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time
Next 10 yrs Once in 15 Days
Next 10 yrs Once in Month.
Analysis:
1400 times sex in 30 yrs for an estimated expenditure of a whooping Rs1,78,40,000 Opportunity cost on Rs20,00,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 30 yrs as per current post tax fixed deposit interest rate Rs2,98,48,915.68 =Rs 4,77,88,915.68
Cost:
A man spends Rs 34,135 for each time he has sex with his wife.
Advice:
Outsourcing is cheaper.
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Comments (6 so far )
The worst.. ridiculous absolutely awkward analysis ever seen in my entire life (I spend 10 hours everyday doing analysis analysis and only analysis)
If the marriage was just for the sake of SEX then.... I first time on WB am being so harsh but I had to. You cannot be a writer, trust me. Writer have heart.
Two words on this piece of shit,"Bitch Please."
If the marriage was just for the sake of SEX then.... I first time on WB am being so harsh but I had to. You cannot be a writer, trust me. Writer have heart.
Two words on this piece of shit,"Bitch Please."
September 22nd, 2012
P.S. y advice to you is never to chose to be an analyst i your life. You are bad at statistics. An average man have sex 6000 times.
September 22nd, 2012
Wow. You just missed the line between 'quirky' and 'degrading'. -.-
September 5th, 2014
now this is too offensive :/
outsourcing ? i mean like seriously ?
outsourcing ? i mean like seriously ?
September 6th, 2014
really splendid ,,,,,authors thinking beyond thoughts ,,,