1) Never comment on any post unnecessarily.
It may scar the poor fellow for life!
2) Never write uninspired.
You end up writing faltu stuff. Then don't complain about 'em hummers.
3) Never argue about one's religious beliefs.
Leads to unnecessary flaring of tempers, blood shot eyes, abuses etc
4) Never try to fight down a girl here.
Boy, these are brilliant young women..they surely know how to give you back good and proper!
5) Never even think of pataoing gals here.
They have more important things to do.
6) Never write boring, several pages long stuff.
Busy, tired readers snooze off after first few paras.
Make it short and to the point, man.
7) Never talk ill of anyone here. Be it Gals/boys.
They see to it that your post remains unread for the next several years.
8) Never write your autobiography.
No one reads! And to think of the energy and time you put into writing stuff that's so true of yourself.
If ever you do write at all, don't charge a penny!