There was a professor
he taught nothing lesser
but one thing wasn't right
his eyes were in a fight
he wore specs with big rim
everyone made fun of him
one eye looked this way
and the other went astray
no one gave him respect
because of this one aspect
they laughed as he entered
nothing he taught was remembered
the poor man went on and on
while cartoons of him were drawn
one day he had enough
they gave him time so tough
he ordered a boy to go
and never his face to show
but it became a mix up
when the other boy stood up
he galloped outside
happily his time to bide
the culprit sat inside
trying his smirk to hide
the class went into peals
laughter they couldn't conceal
the professor went berserk
he no longer came to work!
