They do this everywhere
the noise..the fire..the works
in the closed up AC room
or in the milling mall
Whether a man or woman
or even kid
age, sex no barrier
for they are the purrrrrrrrrr people
When in a suspense laden situation
one man turns to one side
his big big bum
and with total concentration lets out
an earth shattering boom!
Pin drop silence
so disturbed by this terrific noise
people are in quandary
whether to laugh or really cry
Some folk that cannot hum
a single tuneful song
don't need a guitar or sitar
but let out a purrrrrrrr in perfect pitch!
Naughty young men nickname him as farter
at many a meeting he's a starter
with this he begins his address
unable the noise to suppress
Hope there's a medicine
for this passing of wind
or folk around him
would grate him like orange rind!
