There was a knock at the door.
She opened.
It was the Census guy.
He wanted to take down details of family numbers.
He asked hubby's name.
"Jude."
He wrote, "Nude."
She corrected him.
"Bhaisaab, Nude nahin, Jude. J-U-D-E," She cried exasperatedly.
"Theek hai. Aur baki log...."
When my friend told me this story, as we traveled together in the car, I laughed nonstop.