Its that time of the year again, young maids and laddies,
When your fathers and brothers, seem to turn into baddies;
When you look at a group of guys and wonder if they are gay,
Coz you don't hang with them on fucking Valentines Day.
You need to be all dressed up, a gentleman you should appear,
Lest the aunty next door think you are a queer;
Gelled hair, pressed shirt and a frigging teddy on your bead,
Waiting for your girlfriend , who lives only in your head!!
All the girls in the class think you are a fool,
Coz you still think farting loudly is considered cool!
You don't have many friends, in January or May;
So what's so special about this fucking Lovers Day!!
You step out of the house to catch a movie at the mall,
And there are the idiots, taking selfies and all;
The girl looks like Cher and the guy looks like Douche Duke,
And you are searching for a bin you can finally Puke!!
The couples are everywhere, like bees in a hive,
Kissing, holding and giving high five;
Guys winning toys s at the shooting stalls,
Man you wish you could kick them in the balls!!
You get back home and look up at the blue sky!
Asking a simple question "Why God Why??"
Switch on your PC and begin to write,
And post it all here on this stupid site!!
