One day, Ashraf, who was a farmer, was sitting down outside his house sadly. His friend Mukhtaar came to visit him...
Mukhtaar: "Hey dude, why are you so sad?, have you got beaten by your wife?"
Ashraf: "dude, some things can just not be explained"
Mukhtaar: "Come on now, spill the beans, what happened?"
Ashraf: "Earlier today, I was taking milk out of the cow. When the bucket was nearly full, the cow kicked the bucket with its left back foot"
Mukhtaar: "WHAT???"
Ashraf: "some things can just not be explained"
Mukhtaar: "what happened next?"
Ashraf: "I tied its left foot with a nearby pole. Then, I began to take out milk again. But this time also when the bucket was nearly full, the cow kicked it, with the right back foot"
Mukhtaar: "AGAIN??"
Ashraf: "Some things can just not be explained"
Mukhtaar: " what did you do then?"
Ashraf: " I tied its right foot also to another pole, and again began taking out milk, But this time, It fell the bucket with its tail. Frustrated, I tried to tie the tail also, but there wasn't enough rope. So I took my belt out and tried to tie it. My pants fell down. AT that very moment, my wife came in..."
Mukhtaar: "AND???"
Ashraf: "Some things can just not be explained"
