• Indian girls have 3 type of brothers.... Real brother,
cousin brother, Rakhi brother. Every Indian guy is
definitely somebody's Rakhi brother!
• Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl. No
doubt we have products like Fair n Lovely for this so-
called unfortunate girls with darker complexion.
• The bride MUST cry at her Vidai. A bride has no
business looking happy.
• When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the
door and the females run for their dupatta. So, keep your
friends close but your dupatta closer.
• We spend more time talking to guests at the door when
they are leaving than while sitting in the living room
• We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.
• We go on cleaning sprees only during Diwali or when we
have guests coming over.
• When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes
under 12. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!
• No matter how old we are, our parents need to know
every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No
exemption.
• If we live in another city and don't call our mom daily,
she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we
are alive.
• No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining.
"Chalo bhaiya. Na aapka, na mera. Itne paise theek hain."
• No matter if we are convent educated, when we are
actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, Hindi
swear words.
• Why to change the remote batteries when you can just
slap the shit out of the remote and make it work?
• Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding
a long lost twin.
::::: PK ♥MâĎĎÝ :::::
