-My Man isn't allowed to sneeze in public... NO
need to say "bless you." He's already blessed,
he has me.
-My Man isn't allowed to defend another
woman when I'm talkin about her. If I say shes
a bitch, Shes A bitch !. Say it with me, "SHE IS
A BITCH!"
-My Man isn't allowed to laugh at other
woman’s jokes when Im not around. He better
call me and we'll decide together if its funny or
not
-My Man isn't allowed to have more than 3
women in his life. Me, ur mother & ur sister. If
you got two sisters, pick your favorite one
-My man isn't allowed to speak to other
woman on the phone. If he calls 108 and a
woman answers he better hang up & try again.
-My Man is not allowed to spray AXE in public.
I ‘ve seen the commercials. Those bitches come
out of no where.
-My Man isn't allowed to talk to other women
while I'm asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to
somebody? Say a prayer & get to know God a
bit more.
-My Man isn't allowed to pray silently. I want
to know what you & God are up to. You might
be praying to get another woman.
-My Man not allowed to take a jog around the
block, What is he trying to do? Practice how
he'll run away from me? I don't think so.
-My Man isn't allowed to touch another
woman. If you wanna touch her, you poke dat
bitch with a stick!
-My Man isn't allowed to go out with his boys,
he might turn gay and leave me.'
hillarious but women smwhre want some of dese
;-) :-P B-)
::::: PK ♥MâĎĎÝ :::::
