RANBIR KAPOOR KIDNAPPED ME!! DID I MENTION HE IS MY SOULMATE??? FML!
Disclaimer: (ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS STORY EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL, ANY RESEMBLANCE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. THE STORY CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND STUPIDITY. DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.)
Chapter one: Eek pervert!
I was walking out of starbucks (A/N The very first in Mumbai!!!! Zomg!!!) with my favorite latte topped with unicorn farts and everything nice when suddenly????
Wham!
OMG I am being kidnapped and stuff. My hand lands on the kidnappers chest in protest!! Guy has got nice pecs!! This is what I had always dreamed of, to be kidnapped by a guy with hot abs. Note the sarcasm!
He keeps his warm hand on my mouth as he drags me towards a black BMW. What a subtle kidnapper! I am tempted to bite his hand cause it is so tasty but I can feel something jabbing my butt, now it is either his junk or a gun. I am weighing my hopes on the gun cause the other one is just gross. Being kidnapped is troubling enough but if he is a pervert? FML!!!!????
He throws me in the backseat of the car and proceeds to bind my hand, I open my mouth to scream but he gags me with his handkerchief.
I feel my butt vibrating. What?
Rihanna's voice bursts out of my phone, 'sticks and stones may hurt my bones, but chains and whips excite me.'
The masked guy smirks at me. What a pervert!!! But damn gurl!!! That smile is sweet-baby-gorgeous!!!
The car starts up and I glare at the back of my kidnapper's head.
I start jumping up and down which makes him stop the car and turn back annoyed. His expression suddenly changes to something akin to lust. I know I am a sexy bitch but seriously? I follow his eyes and the fuck???
My hot pink bra is peeking, when I try to shuffle, he growls!!! Growls? Eek pervert!!!
But holy mother of llamas, that is one sexy growl.
Finally he shakes his head and the patent smirk comes back on his face as if it had never disappeared in the first place. I am really curious to see his face cause for a perverse kidnapper, he is hot damn!
He smirks a sexy smirk and pulls me out of the car. I trip over
and fall down cos I'm a clumsy sexy bitch and I fall right on to his
chest. I gasp when my face and hands come in contact with his stone
hard abs. I inhale his scent deeply. He smells of cookies and a lot of Axe deo. Blood rushes to my cheeks when I see him smirking. I guess he realized what I was doing.
