There's this nice public chair under the building where these 3 guys who are India's great future, sit every day and discuss on heavy national safety problems like Dagdu's young wife, Raj's new bike and how he got that, they'll speak about how their fathers worked and who is earning how much but will never try earning on their own..
today is a great day where these 3 are sitting and they are not speaking..so what are they doing..well..
They are taking a glance over all the girls passing through the road..and one of them is busy chatting in his phone..who doesn't look up like everytime..

Girl 1 passes..looks cute..very preety..walks like a princess..

Pratik: Ohh s#it did you see her..she was "MOTHER OF CUTENESS" dude..i would marry her at first attempt..
Roy: Dude she aint an entrance exam to clear at first attempt..plus she is not your type..
Pratik: always remember..there is no type when you are in love..
Both Pratik and Roy giggle..there are high 5's
Danny : (looking in his own cellphone n smiling over his gf's messages)

Girl 2 passes..Or we should say a women passes..voluptous..sexy..in a saree..a women about which every boy has a fantasy..

Roy: Forgett your f#cking love..loookk at herrr..she is hot..i wish i was her neighbour..
Pratik: dude she is "MOTHER OF HOTNESS" she stays in building no. 48 and the best part is her husband is always out of town for 4 months..
Roy: looking curiously at pratik says..F#uck u dude..what are you?? google or gps about girls? (giggles)
Pratik: Pointing at omkar..look at him..Majnu..He looks into his phone as if there's something very precious..
Roy: Ya dude as if sunny leone is gonna come out of his phone..
Pratik : Giggles..
Danny: in his own cellphone world..

3rd girl passes..Very beautiful..perfect body..perfect hair..but her face aint visible coz she is standing Far..making it difficult for boys to recognize her..

Pratik : Ohhh My god..look at that..that is called beauty..God is great..il surely go n ask her out..
Roy: she is hott mannn..Oye Google..do you know anything about her..(asks pratik)
Pratik: Ask this cellomaniac..points at Danny..
Now the guy who has kept quiet all time..finally looks up..to the girl..as she comes little closer to view and recognizes her..Danny SPEAKS..
Danny: Well i guess all of us know her.. :)
Both of them in shock n curiousity..
checking their phones if they have her number..
Pratik: Give me her number bro..:D
Roy: Who is she mann??
Danny: Just smiles and says..Roy look properly..She is Friedaa your SISTER..
Roy: What???? oh.. ( Doesn't know how to react in this..just looks around)
Pratik: (In awkwardness). Dude i guess mom is calling me bye g2g..
Roy: Wait il join You too..
Danny : Now thats called.. "MOTHER OF AWKWARDNESS"..
Laughs and goes back to his cellphone..

Tags: Humor

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