He sat prostrating with his hands on his knees staring fixatedly at the ceiling while the pain subdued him to beg. He was helpless as a lamb stuck between the rock and a hard place. Ironically,not him but something was 'stuck' and makng him uncomfortable but between a not so hard place,rather a natural chemistry-biology hybrid lab setting.

His insides churned, turned upside down relentlessly pushing the boundaries of barbarism that any man could endure. He should have regretted as any other human would have about the toturous ordeal he was going through. But he was content as a man waving a V sign at victory stand.

What was his fault? He was a maniac. Never harmed anyone but himself and one could always find him in a situation peculiar enough to be deemed bizarre. His relatives always frowned while his family had given up on him and his consumating obsession with it.
He sat for hours. He had experienced such before but this graduated onto a total new level. He took part in pumpkin eating challenge, hotdog marathon, fruit falooda contest. And now struggled to digest the pizza of 50cm radius after winning the annual national level contest of the binger club.
He sat awaiting the triumph of his mania against the human limits of body and mind with endurance and will. The glory would be his if he got through after all this ordeal. His family had disowned but his peers and esteemed competitors, which by now were a familial group, would marvel on his persistence and proudly declare it as a skill. Suddenly..

His neck tightened with brain peaking the hormonic activity of endorphins, the happy mood inducing chemical.His eyes bulged,ears went numb as the force concentrated and exulted the pressure to get him across the line, his goal. His belly gave a groan, innards gave an approval and lo behold.
He pooped!

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