How do you kill a lion? (Best ones short listed)
Manmohan Singh Method:
- The lion roars. Stay mute.
- The lion roars louder. Stay mute.
- Let this happen for infinite times.
- Lion dies of frustration. Theek hai?
Abhijit Mukherjee Method:
- The lion roars.
- Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood.
- The lion dies being stuck by intolerable stupidity.
Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:
- The lion roars.
- Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5secs if the cage is removed.
- Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.
Rahul Gandhi style.
- Lion kills a deer and is about to eat it.
- Go to the lion's den uninvited and have dinner there and take random photographs
- Lion dies of hunger and shame.
Dhoni style
- Take the Lion in the Indian cricket team
- Play Sir Ravindra Jadeja instead of the Lion
- Lion dies of shock
Arnab Goswami style
- Lion is about to Roar
- Interject, don't allow the Lion to roar and say, the nation wants to know, why the fuck it is that you want to Roar
- Lion dies without roaring ever again
Asaram Bapu Method:
- The lion roars.
- Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'.
- The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his species.
L.K. Advani style
- Lion says, I am the head of the jungle.
- Tell him that you are the head and that is your birth right.
- Keep saying that again and again.
- Lion dies wondering what the fuck just happened
Barkha Dutt style
- Lion is about to attack a deer
- Go and tell the deer that the Lion is about to attack
- Deer runs away, continue doing this and show it on TV
- Lion dies of hunger
Amitabh Bachchan Style
The Lion roars
- Tell him 'Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Lionshah!'
- Lion dies being shocked by his father's betrayal
Ekta Kapoor style
- Lion is looking at another lioness and having a casual chat.
- Show that video to the Lion's wife at 10PM on Star TV and then again repeat telecast at 2:30PM the next day and make it look like the Lion has an extra marital affair
- Lioness kills the Lion doubting his character
