How to: Make life hell for your siblings

How to: Make life hell for your siblings (spoiler-Funny)

Disclaimer: Don’t try this at home. Results may vary.

I’m lucky to have a younger brother and sister and love both dearly. But as most who have siblings know that no matter how much you love them, at times you just want to strangle them! My brother likes to write and so do I. We do it differently and he finds more time to do it than I - he’s still single. A little while ago I saw him browsing a curious blog called Writerbabu and when asked he duly gave me the details about it. I’m thinking this is a Cool Blog! His folly - he told me (boasted) he had posted ten articles on it. Now as a loving and caring older brother [sic] my curiosity was instantly piqued! But when I asked him to let me read some of his stuff, he instantly refused - with good reason.

Now I am really curious and the cat needs to satisfy his curiosity! After a half hearted attempt at convincing him, and his blatant confidence in my inability to find his posts from the sea of posts posted on the web site, I finally decided to take matters onto my own hands (and my own laptop). After registering (rolling in sadistic pleasure by doing it right in front of him) I found a neat little ‘search’ column right on the top of the page! Here is where we part ways, mine leading to a place called “Rolling on the floor laughing”, his to a dark place called “I wish it was legal to kill my brother”!

As I’m skimming through his posts (reading them aloud for his benefit) whatever little color he had left on his face gets flushed out. I’m obviously having a good time just reading out the titles of the posts, not yet bothering to read their contents and he’s all “Oh! I just write random stuff. You know whatever comes to mind!” Thats when I hit the jackpot! An article to loosely do with girlfriends!! Whatever color was washed out of his face, rushes back at super sonic speed (only the sonic boom sounds like an ‘Oh s**t’)

This article he’s posted is more like - not all my girl friends are my girlfriends. As I plow through the article (obviously reading it aloud. Duh!) his face turns into an alarming shade of scarlet. Mine on the other end turns into an alarming shade of purple, cause I am finding it hard to breath - I’m laughing too hard. Towards the end of the article, due to an unfortunate choice of prose and an unbecoming construction of sentences, he goes on to suggest that he’s gay!! Now I find myself out of breath, out of sorts, my stomach in a cramp and thankful of the chair that I’m sitting on, without which I would be on the floor!

Now I’m not proud of what I’ve done... But to have a little fun, you have to let go of your pride! Bro, if you’re reading this (and I know eventually you will) keep in mind the important thing is ‘I love you’!