Me, Practicing how to talk to my crush, in front of mirror:

"Hey, you are looking nice, in fact, beautiful. I wanted to tell you that I have one thing to tell you. You have been the girl of my dreams ever since I saw you and..."

(PLAYBOY MODE ACTIVATED)



Me, speaking to crush face to face:

"Hi..hmm..i ...wanted to say..say that... hmm..."

(Advanced RETARDED MODE ACTIVATED)

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