Renu threw a chalk piece towards me to broke my deep meditation . I was glued to .., oh no not the blackboard but something else while English Mam was writing a poetry on the blackboard. Understanding,no punishment for a 11 years old boy, the fan too was helping me by make the saree dance.If by then any rating agency for product measurement were available, mine scanning was far better than HP or Xerox.Looking at me, Renu threw 2KG of hate samosa towards me .Thank God I was not having water bottle on that day,if not that would have been the first suicide case in India with bottle of water as weapon. I did not face Renu for next 1 week .
It was just 15 mins after the noon show(i think you got it what show it was) started . I rushed into the theater with my two friends . How could I miss the initial 20 mins, Rahul told me yesterday that all "Maaza" in those initial 20 mins only.Without noticing, I shouted "Ye Uncle ..,seat number toh thik se dekho.., baju hato jaldi, ye humara seats hai" .Next moment I was completeley wet , yeah ..., you got it right, every where ,not because of movie,but for Sharma Uncle (Renu's father) . Next day I was eating Pakoda at Renu's place . Renu's Mom told to his Dad, "You know Rohan is very good at Math,he got 99 out of 100 this time" .She continued,"Rohan beta, weekend mai Renu ko bhi thoda help kardo math mai".Before I could say anything my eyes met Sharma Uncle's .I was like a complete statue,thanks to Renu's mom who helped by saying Rohan beta, you just need to try a bit more in English, to which Renu promptly replied,yeah yeah,he is paying special attention in English classes now a days. This time my eyes were in dining hall wash basin .Suicide in wash basin would have been a real fun though .
In college chemistry lab, me,renu and her friend were in the same group.She started , you know Renu ..,Rohan wrote a sweet poem for me , that too without sleeping the whole night .
Renu had a quick glance at the letter. The acid inside the test tube was less fuming then Renu . Renu replied to her friend, "the poem is real sweet, this was the same poem Rohan wrote for me sitting near the lake the whole day with out any food" .
Kasam se, if the next day would not be the inter collge cricket final match, I would have taken the whole H2So4 test tube like a tequila shot.
The story continued ...!!
