I needn't go out alone
late night or early morn
I am not feared
'cause I have no beard
I get things done
smiling as the sun
when I don't get 'em smiling
then I start weeping
then people begin to melt
seeing my tears so heartfelt
I need no pretense
that I need no remittance
I admit I'm helpless
when suddenly in a mess
won't say I could do something
when I can do nothing
shrugging frail shoulders
I remove 'em boulders
I can choose my job
be home or join the mob
I can have kids so chubby
entertaining 'em a full time hobby
special seats for me in the bus
policeman nearby if a male doth cuss
doors fly open wherever I go
they love the beautiful face I show
men aren't so happy
they never changed a nappy
they grumble n complain
in sun or pouring rain
they need to shave
for women to crave
they need to always perform
that's been for ages the norm
but I ain't a boring man
just a contented woman!!!