Glad to be a man!

I can sleep till late
not bother what kids ate
when guests come home
I can go out and roam
while wife cleans and cooks
I give her many looks
my kids are in which class?
my eye's on neighboring lass
only need to work
from nine to five with smirk
no pressure on me
I live life free
I don't apply face powder
but have a voice quite louder
she shivers when I speak
her voice is just a squeak
my friends ain't gossiping women
but drinking rowdy men
I don't need monthly nappy
that's why I'm so happy
only problem is daily shave
or I look like man from cave
of Aishwarya am a fan
so glad to be a man!