Two friends Mark and Josh decided to meet after 10 years of high school. As always they got reminiscing over the good old famous days and each took pride in telling how succesful they had become. They decided to meet before they could comeup with a suitable venue they remembered the Geek from their chemistry class, Lisa!
"lets play the Jock once again man, lets invite Lisa to our dinner Iam sure your charm is bound to work on her I know a common friend who is sure to have her number."Said Mark.
Amasing dude. Replied Josh
So they decided on a posh restraunt in town. Both the men reached the place before Lisa. And joked about the Geek with black rimmed glasses and pimples making a grand entrance. Before they could get any further Josh spotted something and held his breath. Mark noticing this turned in the same direction and experienced a catching of his own breath.
My God is it not Lisa Jhonson from 'The Vougue'? She is even more breath taking in reality. Whispered Josh.
Dude doesnt the name...... Mark began to wonder
Lisa Jhonson!!! The geek from the past!!!! They both whispered in astonished unison.
Lisa approached the table and both men swallowed their surprise and smilled in pride as every male eye turned towards them in naked envy.
Each tried playing more gallant then the other. each trying to score the girl for himself.
Before long food was ordered and the mindless chatter came to a momentary still of involvement with the food. Both men formulating and calculating their next move to woo the Goddess on whom mother venus herself laid the charm.
Before anyone could say anything a loud noise came.... Pooooon PUT PUT PUT! And oh that smell....... woah.... Both men looked at one another each noticing genuine shock on the others face, turned simaltaneously to the Beauty. She held her folk in her hand eyeing both of them in a still pose. " What? I have a normal biological process of human beings too you know." lisa stated in her I know it all tone from high school.
Mark got lucky first! He went sputtering with the food caught in his throat waving his excuse to the party. He went straight for the exit. Noticing this Jacob got into action and muttered something about forgetting to call his mother and left the same way before Lisa could react.
Coming outside they took huge breaths of fresh air and laughed out loud. Once a Geek will always freak. laughed Mark and left for home. Events of the evenings to be disscussed and laughed at later.
