this is what happenned to me today......after those tiring hours in the OPD.,i was feeling very hungry.just thinking of reaching to the mess and having a tummyful of food. When you are hungry and when you think of the best recipe you like to have then there is sure feeling of the formula one race going on inside of the tummy.i was thinking about the very beautiful miss omlette.having very colorful outfit of red juicy tomatoes,green coriender leaves ,chopped onions and the brown shade of the hot side.as if hot miss omlette is flaunting her body driving me crazy over her beautiful,round circular shape.our cook mr Ranjeet had given full attention in carving out her .just like the "badi fursat se tujhe banaya hai banane waale ne,tere husn ka mai deewana ho gya" .the red tomatoes was seducing me towards her.the green coriender and the golden yellow background was irresistable and i was drooling over miss omlette's great body and figure.the stomach was hurting because the cephalic phase of secretion was all set since the time i left the chair.and it was increasing.and just after i ordered for her i was imagining about the ravishing experience i was about to have.and during those minutes of waiting i got the smell driving me absolutely out of the world.i experienced that those smell was pulling me towards her.the moments of waiting were very long and the minutes seemed hours for me.....tick...tick....tick.tick.................................................Ahh.......finally miss omletted showed herself,with her full glamourous outfit and everyone in that room was looking at haer with greedy eyes.oh i almost thought of covering her up to prevent the lustful eyes from watching her and their tongue hanging out jealous of my pretty little miss omlette.we met for the first time after her creator left.i was looking at her gorgeous bodyand the awesome smell she had.i was going mad and the urge to have her was increasing....i had to wait for a few minutes because she was too hot to handle then ..........i was enjoying her but........just after i started enjoying her it came to my mind that today is Lord Ganesha"s b'day.......what to do now.my mind was in a great dillemma.it was not willing to let her go in the mid way neither it was ready to annoy lord Ganesha.it was a difficult situation for me too.my mind started to analyse if ihad done any thing good today so that i can be excused for enjoying miss omlette.the lobe of the brain where spirituality resides was cursing me for not holding my lust for miss omlette for today.Then my mind replied that i had helped a great no. of patients to day......the other lobe argued that that act was your job and not a noble deed.At this time when i looked at miss omlette....she was done more than half and a tug-of-war had ensued between my both minds.one of them was telling me to stop"JAB JAAGO TABHI SAVERA"and the other one was saying "what the hell are you thinking no one is going to be bothered about that".and i saw that my stomach and my hands are favouring towards the latter.Then the latter argued that "you are doing nothing wrong......what you have done is just used two large cells for food and all the organisms use some cells as food,whether they are vegetarians or non-vegetarians.and you are not even using cells...you are using just two cell who are not even going to get a life." Bingo..............at last my non-vegetarian favouring part of brain came up with this argument and i was sure that it was going to win the debate.well by that time i realised that when a war between my minds were on and i was busy there taking on miss omlette and those delicious peices of her were sinking to the bottom of my stomach......At last i thought that i wasted the time and taste by indulging in the uselss struggle between my stomach and the brain and i decided not to indulge in this futile conflict.then i took the last bite and gobbled that at a time and finished the lunch and instructing mr Ranjeet to prepare all vegetarian dinner for all thinking that atleast this will suffice.
Then ...............then what i went to my hostel thinking about those wonderful moments with miss omlette this afternoon.
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