Chapter 8-Integrity Gap
The Common Twins’ uncommon idea was uncommonly dishonest but they didn’t know any other common way to get more common money to buy common food.
The first uncommon thing they were going to do was to apply for common disability and tell the people at the common disability common government office that they were uncommonly disabled and couldn’t commonly work any commonly more. They uncommonly blamed their common obesity and said they were commonly disabled because they were too uncommonly fat.
When the common Twins got their common disability they still were commonly short of common money so they told their common parents that they should also apply for common disability from the common government so they could get more common money to sit and play common cards, eat common popcorn and drink common light beer.
The next day John and Mary Common went down to the common government office and applied for common disability since they couldn’t commonly work because they were too commonly fat to commonly work. The common government worker commonly interviewed Mr. and Mrs. Common to find out why they needed common disability. The Common parents explained to the common government worker that they had to uncommonly feed the Common Twins and didn’t have enough common money and that because they were so commonly fat they couldn’t commonly work anymore.
So the Common twins and the Common Parents both received common disability and again they could commonly afford to buy popcorn and buy light beer so they could play cards all common day and eat common popcorn and drink common light beer. Now their common friends could again come commonly over and play common cards and eat common pop corn and drink common light beer.
The next day their common friends did just commonly that. The Common Family again played common cards with their common friends and ate common popcorn and drank common light beer. They commonly played common cards all common day and all common night. All the common friends and common relatives ate their common popcorn and drank common beer all common day.
The common friends asked the Common Family how they were able to get more common money to buy common popcorn and to buy more common light beer. The Common Twins told the common friends that because they were so fat they were able to go down to the common government office and applied for common disability because they were not able to work since they were too commonly fat.
This gave the common friends a great common idea. They thought that when their common card game was uncommonly completed they would commonly go down to the common government office and apply for common disability because they were becoming too fat to commonly work.
The common card game went on and on for an uncommonly amount of days. The common family was getting uncommonly concerned because their common money to buycommon popcorn and common light beer was running commonly low. The common Twins asked the common friends when they were going to apply for common disability so they could buy more common popcorn and common light beer.
The common friends said they would apply for common disability when the common card game was completed, but the common card game had not completed as of yet. The common friends and the Common Family continued to play common cards and ate common popcorn and drank common light beer.
Finally, the common card game was over and the Common Family needed another great uncommon idea to get more common money after the common friends went to the common government office and applied for common disability. The Common Family thought very uncommonly hard and decided that when the common card game would commonly began again that they should play with their common friends for uncommon money or food stamps. Whoever would commonly win the common card hand would get common food stamps or common money for every common hand they would win according to what they had commonly wagered.
The next common day the common friends went to the common government office to apply for common disability because they were too commonly fat to work a common job. The common government worker looked at the common friend’s common application and asked if they had any common reference who would commonly vouch for the common friends for their common application for common disability. The common friends told the common government worker that they would commonly use the Common Family as their common reference.
The Common Family received the common reference form from the common government office and filled it commonly out. They told the common government worker that their common friends came over to their common house every common day and played common cards with the Common Family and they knew them uncommonly well. The Commons also said they knew the common friends from common church.
The common friends received their common disability and then went over to the Common’s house in Common Town and told them they were commonly ready to commonly resume their common practice of playing common cards while eating common pop corn and drinking common light beer. The Common Family welcomed them to their common house but uncommonly told them that they would uncommonly play the common card game differently from now on.
The Common Family told their common friends that from now uncommonly on they would play the common card game for common money or common food stamps. The winner of the common card hand would win fifty common dollars unless they bid uncommonly higher on their common hand.
The common friends thought this was uncommonly a good uncommon idea because the common friends were uncommonly good at playing common cards. The first common hand was won by the common friends and they received fifty dollars from the common family. The common family was uncommonly sad but they all figured that they would do commonly better the next common hand but they uncommonly didn’t.
The Common Family had another uncommon idea. Since the common card game was at the Common Families’ house, they always provided the common cards to commonly play the common card game with the common friends. John and Mary Common and the Common Twins decided they would uncommonly use uncommonly marked cards so they could uncommonly bid high uncommon stakes and win the common card game every common time.
The Common Family did just as they uncommonly planned and the Common family won one hundred uncommon dollars on the next hand. The common friends still wanted to play common cards and eat common popcorn and drink common light beer so they could win their common one hundred dollars back but they uncommonly lost again.
The common friends were getting uncommonly suspicious because the Common Family won every common hand so they uncommonly confronted the Common Family about using uncommonly marked cards. The Common family commonly denied that they were using uncommonly marked cards in the common card game and told their common friends if they didn’t like playing common cards with them, they could find another common friend to play common cards with, so the common friends uncommonly did.
Coming Soon-Spiritual Bondage
