Chapter 9-Spiritual Bondage
The Common Family had an uncommonly bad reputation in the common neighborhood. The common friends spread throughout Common Town about how the Common Family were uncommonly dishonest when they played common cards with them and ate common popcorn and drank common light beer.
John and Mary Common could not commonly believe most people in Common Town wouldn’t commonly speak to them anymore. They decided as a family that they would uncommonly ignore their common neighbors in Common town and all of their other common friends.
They also decided that there was no common God or an uncommon God that cared about them because their former common friends and common neighbors would not talk to them commonly anymore.
The Common Family felt all uncommonly alone. They stayed inside their common house and played common cards together all common day and common night without thinking about their former common friends or common neighbors.
When they went to the common store to buy common popcorn and buy uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor, they would uncommonly say hateful things to the common shop keepers and the common customers.
When they came home with the common popcorn and common beer and common hard liquor, they would commonly talk about their common friends in an uncommonly manner and say uncommonly hateful things about their common neighbors.
One day an uncommon member of an uncommon church who believed that there was an uncommon God, came to visit the Common Family. He spoke to them of God’s uncommon love for the common family everywhere. The uncommon Christian told them in uncommon love how the uncommon God tells us not to uncommonly hate our common neighbors and to uncommonly love them as we commonly love our common selves.
The Common Family listened uncommonly to the uncommon Christian but commonly they didn’t believe him and commonly asked him to leave their common house because they commonly didn’t believe in a common God or an uncommon God so the uncommon member of an uncommon church left the Common house very commonly sad.
The Common Family was getting very uncommonly tired of their common life. They hated playing common cards with their Common Family members and got tired of eating common popcorn and got uncommonly drunk drinking uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor.
When the Common Twins got uncommonly drunk they would uncommonly walk around their common neighborhood and do uncommonly bad things to the common neighbors and former common friends. The Common Twins would do uncommonly perverted things to common girls in the common neighborhood against the common girls’ will.
One day the common police sergeant uncommonly came by the Common house in Common Town. He had received an uncommonly complaint that the Common Twins were uncommonly walking in the common neighborhood uncommonly drunk and doing uncommonly perverted things to the common girls in the common neighborhood. Of course, the Common Twins commonly denied they did anything uncommonly wrong and John and Mary Common commonly believed them.
The common police sergeant continued to commonly investigate the uncommon allegations from the common neighborhood girls. Even as the common officer uncommonly investigated the Common Twins, the Common Twins continue to do uncommonly awful things to the common neighbor girls.
Chapter 10-Social Endangerment
The Common household was in uncommon disarray. The Common parents did not have anyone to play common cards with and no one to eat common popcorn or drink uncommon beer or uncommon hard liquor with, because the twins were always uncommonly drunk and walking commonly around the neighborhood harassing anyone they could.
When the Common Twins came home uncommonly late at common night, John Common would ask them when they were going to commonly stay home and play common cards with them again. And they asked when would they be commonly home to eat common pop corn and drink uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor, together again. The Common parents never received a common answer.
One morning when John Common was preparing the common table to play common cards with Mary Common and to eat common popcorn and to drink uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor, the Common Twins uncommonly arrived home to the Common house. They had uncommonly been out all common night.
John common asked the Common Twins where they had uncommonly been. They immediately told Mr. Common that they uncommonly stayed the common night with some common girls and played common cards and drank uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor and got uncommonly drunk so they couldn’t even commonly walk to their common home.
Mr. Common thought this uncommon story was uncommonly funny but Mrs. Common thought it was uncommonly stupid and uncommonly sad.
Later that evening one of the Common Twins announced to Mr. Common that he was going to be an uncommon father commonly soon. John common didn’t know whether to uncommonly laugh or uncommonly cry, but he knew Mary Common would uncommonly be upset and throw an uncommon fit
When Mary Common was informed that he Common Twin was having a common baby, Mrs. Common asked who the common mother was. The Common Twin promptly replied, “Which one.” Mrs. Common stared uncommonly at her Common Twin, started to cry, and ran into her common bedroom and locked the common door.
John Common stood with uncommon amazement and asked the Common Son how he was going to take care of these common babies and common girlfriends when the common Twin didn’t even have a sub-common job. The Common Twin shrugged his common shoulders and he and his other Common twin walked out the door with bags of common popcorn, uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor.
Mr. Common asked the Common Twins when they commonly left, when they would commonly return. They said they would be commonly back when the common popcorn, uncommon beer, and uncommon hard liquor was commonly gone.
It was a commonly sad day at the Common home in Common Town. Mary uncommonly worried about her Common Twins who she rarely uncommonly saw. Mrs. Common thought uncommonly about being a common grandmother uncommonly soon and what would her common son do to feed his uncommon family. She also uncommonly worried about the Common Twin and his tendencies to uncommonly use uncommon drugs.
The next common afternoon, John Common was preparing a common card game so he and Mrs. Common could play a common game of cards and so they could start eating common popcorn and drink uncommon beer and uncommon hard liquor.
John Common did not realize Mary Common was still uncommonly in bed. Mr. Common went to commonly check on her. Mary common was still uncommonly sleeping.
Being very curious, John Common woke Mary Common and asked Mrs. Common why she was still uncommonly in bed. Mary uncommonly said she was taking uncommon antidepressant pills so she could uncommonly sleep and they uncommonly made her sleep all common day long.
