Words can't simply utter your magnificent greatness. You surpassed our expectations.
We are attracted. Affected. Addicted.
And now afflicted by this syndrome.
It's the Facebook syndrome.
We caught it from a pal, yours really.
Like common cold..a viral flu..
He sneezed us your address and we were down with Facebook flu since then.
Is there no remedy for this illness?
Even doctors are ridden with it and clueless about a cure.
Strangers become friends..friends turn strangers..strange disease this.
Pals turn lovers..lovers blossom into pals again.
Fights happen often..misunderstandings galore.
Status updates copied from here to there..commenting game then begins.
One with maximum comments is the most popular..reasons a shy fella to himself.
So he posts an update."mai hoo na". No one notices. Not one 'like'.
He feels suicidal.
A pretty gal changes her profile pic like clothes. Three times a day.
Her eyes transfixed at you all day, she enjoys the oohs and aahs.
They make her day. She gets more invites..more from boys.
More chats follow. Multiple simultaneously. She manages attention beautifully.
Enjoys it thoroughly.
She is devastated at the absence of one like.
She feels like hanging herself.
Showoffs thrive here. As also the advertisers. And not to forget those who always are surrounded by famous personalities.
Still its fun.
We get to laugh lots.
A wonderful pastime you are.
We don't wanna get well.
We won't recover from this FB flu.
Ever.
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U r always on FB