One fine evening God was just relaxing by his pool in heaven, sprawled on a cloud, sipping a cold one and taking in the sun. He was happy, Life was perfect!
Just then his lady yells at him "God! Do you have nothing better to do but laze around?"
God groans and thinks to himself 'Oh me!' (Oh God)
Aloud he yells right back, "I just sat down!"
"You Just sat down?" She says, punctuating each word with an exclamation,"Do you know how long you 'just sat down'!?"
"Actually no, I haven't yet gotten around creating 'Time'." Smiling widely.
The smile disappears as he sees her stomping towards him.
"That's you right there! Tall words about creating the universe and all!" she huffs
"'My love you'll rule everything!'" She mocks, doing an accurate mimicry of God. "All you've managed to create is Heaven and a lot of air through your mouth!"
"Hey! I'm just getting into the groove! Creating the universe is not all that simple!" He says, trying his best to sound righteous. "I have to work out the space-time continuum, then there is the matter of creating the elements and a huge range of species. Not to mention it's going to be a full time job for me after that!"
"Oh please spare me all that haute talk! You know what your problem is? Commitment!"
"I can take on Commitment! I'm God! You think I don't have it in me? Well you just watch!" Red faced, god storms out!
Seven days later the universe is created, and the rest is as they say history. God made man in his image, this rather explains things! To all the women out there, we wouldn't have been here if not you (Literally and metaphorically). To all the men, well never mind... Men will be men (right God?)
