Bear with me if you already know these jokes . The intention is to bring smiles in your face . Its not mine, i copy pasted from a site .
Lady drinking coke machhar falls in..!!
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady takes it out.
machhar says : 'MAA'!
Lady asks : why did you call me 'MAA'?
machhar says :'Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!'..
Height of Challenge..!!
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a guy left whole answer sheet blank
in an exam....andwrote this on the last Page:
'agar apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha '
2Day I Was Cooking Chicken..!!
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2Day I Was Cooking Chicken. When i Added
Green palak,Chicken Started Singing and Dancing.
'HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA,
MAR DALA, MAR DALA'
