One day the inspiration finally came.
A muse had arrived to fan his flame
but lust is synonymous with a more earthy name
and sadly the blank canvas remained the same!
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With a lazy disposition each worker was prone
to pursue the carnal pleasures of their erogenous zone
and production was often halted in this beehive
when becoming a slave to the hand jive!
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We had fun and debauchery for awhile
but too much alcohol is about denial
and waking up would be a trial
on someone else's computer file!
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The Tin Man and the Scarecrow were at the bar
and like the Cowardly Lion they didn't get far
because prowess in a lover is hard to perfect
when you're not anatomically correct!
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Old McDonald sounded the alarm.
The bank stepped in and seized his farm
so Old McDonald had some chicks.
They paid his debts by turning tricks!
