(That awkward moment)
The first day I saw him, he looked so sweet,
I caught my breath and proceeded to tweet,
“Like OMG I am totally in lurve”
My heart and mind decided to swerve
I growled and glared at those enemies
They laughed like hyenas high on candies
I sat, watching over my little brother
he was playing hither and thither
When suddenly, what do I see?
The crush walked towards me in all his glory.
I started to curse and swear
Ran my hand through my hair
My brother came running towards me
“What are you doing here bhaiyaji?”
I turned red with embarrassment
He laughed at the idiots comment.
Then the little devil turned to face me
“Is that a mustache I see?
You should start shaving it Di.”
My hand rushed to my upper lip
The dignity I clung to had been strip
I stared with horror at the stupid monkey
This was the hour he wanted to be spunky
Hell hath no fire like a woman scorned
He was so going to have his face unadorned.
(A/N: Based on a true story.)
