Being Lefty!

It's really very annoying when I write something and a person askes me, "Are you lefty?"
At that time I feel like replying, "No, I am righty, but I get inspired by lefties, so trying out a bit...!" Haas, why this stupid question surrounds me everytime I write something? If I am writing with my left hand, then why do people have to ensure whether I write with right or left?? Isn't that obvious that I write with left?

And then they coment, "You can still write beautifully even when you write with left."

Dear, I AM A LEFTY. I AM SUPPOSED TO WRITE WITH THAT!!
And then, one after the other, kids surround me to see whether I really can write with left or not. "Didi! Aap lefty ho?" and they start testing me, by asking me to write with left for one time, and then the right. As if, I am a joker entertaining them, or an alien people have come across all of a sudden. Dude! Get a life!

Day before yesterday, was my chemistry paper. Unfortunately, due to illness, I had to sit in the Medical room to complete the paper there, and I wasn't able to recall what I had learnt at all. And then Ms. Doctor's comment made my angry!

"You're lefty, and they are supposed to be quite intelligent Why can't you write the answers then?"

Well, is intelligence only measured by what we write in the paper, regardless of how we are, at that moment? Duhh!
Well, are 'all' lefties supposed to be intelligent? I know of many who are NOT!

And by the way, talent can't be judged by subject not of your choice, of course. I consider my talents in other arenas like music, drawing, writing and dancing. Ain't that enough?

Being lefty is quite tough in a world full of morons who are always present in order to piss you up! :D

And if they consider me an alien, I am o.k. with it.
"THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS" I keep on saying this to myself. Ha ha!