Santa once came down a chimney
and sitting there was a girl named Sydney
His pants were too big so they came down
He turned around and gave her a frown
She held her breath trying not to giggle
He pulled them up trying to not to wiggle
Under the tree he put a cart
He stood up and gave out a fart.
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ANKITA AGARWAL
Vie funny :-)
August 21st, 2014
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Yup, i wrote it but its a mix up of many other rhyming jokes
September 2nd, 2014