Sabse pehle, sab logo ko naya saal ki shubh kaminaye!!
Mereko yeh samajh mai nai aata, ki hum sabko "happy" new year kyo kehte? Ab isme happy wali kya baat hai? Woh hi aur ek saal, jaisa purana wala. Hum mawalio ke liye sabhi saal same to same hai, bhai.
Ab aap log sochte honge, mai idhar kya kar raha hoo. Arre baapre, yeh ittna famous hogaila hai, ki gully gully me iska hi shor macha hai.
Waise is site ki daat deni chahiye. Mere daat nai. Ab kucch hi bacche hai!
Bas thode mahino se, mai ispe hoon. Hindi wale mai asaani se padh leta hoo, par woh angreji wali baat mujhse door.
Mere kaphi sawaal hai.
Sab log mujhe frend kyo banana chahte? Isse mujhe kya faida hoga? Ek ko bhi mai dekh nai paata, phir kyo?
Fallo ka kya matlab? Peecha to nai? Maine kisi ladies ka peeccha shuru kia, woh kidhar gayab hogaili, mereko hich patta nai.
Waise, kabhi kabhi aap log theek se naam nai likhte, to mai kaise pehchaanu inme se ladki kaun, jiska mai fallo karu?
Hazaaro riter log hai, par jo mark dete hai weh sirf pacch ya chehh. Baki log sirf padhkar bhaag jaate. Aisa kyo?
Mahino se ye babu pe likh raila ki ek book nikalraila, kitna time hogaila... ab tak kuch bhi nai patta. Waise jab mera naam book me chapega, wah kya mazaa aega! Mohalle me sab ko dikhaoonga. Pappu mawaali riter hogaila.
Waise kahoo to mujhe babupe mast timepass hota hai. Hamare jeevan me aap logo ki tarah kuch naya nai hota. Hamesha same to same. Mai ghar me din raat late ta, biwi ghar ghar me kaam karti. Woh daat ti, lekin mai kya karta? Writer jo banna hai mujhko.
