AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A DRESS

I AM A ROYAL DRESS. A DRESS MADE OF PURE SILK. EVERY DRESS EXPERIENCES SOMETHING UNUSUAL AND SO DID I. I WAS GIFTED TO A RUDE QUEEN, DIANA BY THE KING. SHE WORE IT FOR A BALL AND THEN GAVE ME TO THEIR MANAGER. THEIR MANAGER DANIEL GIFTED ME TO HER WIFE ALICE. ALICE LOVED ME VERY MUCH AND WORE ME ALMOST TO EVERY FUNCTION. ONE DAY A THEIF STOLE ME FROM THEIR HOUSE. THE THIEF STORED ME IN THEIR CUPBOARD FOR A LONG TIME. YESTERDAY THE CUP BOARD CAUGHT FIRE.THE THEIF THREW ME ON THE ROAD. ALICE SAW ME AND PICKED ME UP. THOUGH I AM A LITTLE BURNT AND THERE ARE A FEW HOLES ON ME BUT STILL I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I AM A ROYAL DRESS.