(This short piece is written completely in light humour, no offence is intended to anyone. The words aren't intended in a derogatory sense (instead in a complimenting sense). Women have always been one of my favourite subjects to write on. )

(Dedicated to my college dudes who've revelled in singularity all their college life. Never give up hope!)

Dekhne mein bawaal hogi
Rutbe mein kamaal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

Naak Qutab Minar pe chadhaye
Attitude mein bemisaal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

36-24-36 ka patakha
Lady bomb pure saal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

Gale mein mano shehed ghula ho
Meri life ka sur-taal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

Wo roothegi, main manaunga
Pehle gusse, fir sharam se laal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

Restaurant mein jiski French dish par
Meri jeb kangaal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

Tight jeans aur short skirt wali
Kaatilana jiski chaal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi

Farratedaar angrezi mein jhaad lagaye
Jhagadte waqt bhi dhamaal hogi
Apni bhi kabhi ek maal hogi...