Dear adminji,

This is an open letter to you on behalf of some of us..
victims of HUMMM abuse!
Please read this through.

There is a guy..maybe a gal ..who beats the life out of some ardent writers out here.

He's been around for some months now..hanging out like a ruffian on the street corner, whistling hummms at poor, pretty authors.
He's Gabbar singh from Sholay...making helpless Hemas dance to his tune.

He's a maniac..drawing sadistic pleasure out of this activity.
An insomniac...he won't sleep all night..scheming to himself..whom he may trouble in the early dawn.
For that's when he's most active. Poor hardworking writers log in only to see multiple hmmms sprayed by this hooligan from his 'holi' gun!

He ensures that successful, well polled authors eat his hummm-ble pie
or even his brand of bland hummm-burgers.

He swoops in like a fly in our early morning tea..spoiling the taste..making it go waste.
He's a burglar sneaking in through Wb window called HUMMM..left wide open just for him! He proceeds to rob fellow writers of their valuable sense of sanity..he destroys their day!
He's insane..all our work goes in vain.

He's a crazy school teacher, marking us wrong when we are right.
He's the high school bully, inviting us to a fight.

He's obnoxious..
He demoralizes..

Many left wb perhaps for this reason.
I'm thinking of doing that for a season.
Seriously.

Please, Adminji, do something please.
surely you cannot rid us of Mr Hummer,
at least destroy this HUMMM!

Yours hummm..bly,
xyz

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