Some simple words of wisdom together in a fold..
Some witty words of boredom a simple story told..
A couple straying in my head,have learned to get along..
For one its a daily habit to call other wrong..
A thought pretty simple but a myth since ages..
What u now calling love is jus some funny little pages..
Who should be blamed for this humorous sin upon us..
The almighty god was playin prank to con us...
Adam was sittin all alone sad and shrewd...
God came up to him and asked 'whats up Dude'..
Adam told oh my lord im bored and blank as a fool...
Although you gave me this but what should i do with my tool..
God told adam its for practice of your own...
Adam practiced and became master Mr king self blown..
Now he wanted to evolve so called up mighty god..
Ate up his mind,I need a mate coz im tired of playing with this rod...
Allright said god let me think just spare my life...
This will make u quiet,I ll create for u a wife..
Little did god know this would be his deadliest creation...
For willy Adam ,Dumb Eve sums up the perfect equation...
Adam was confused how would this eve be...
God started explaining him but even god did not foresee..
She will do everything for u...will meet all your desires and needs...
She will admit she is wrong.. on a point u disagreed..
She will be loving sweet angelic and very caring...
She wont even crib bout periods and the pain of childbearing..
Adam got all excited and told god give me my wife give me my life...
Along came through clouds Eve bikini clad adam's wife..
Months went by exploring things...love was blooming in the air..
Little did poor adam know..how god was gonna give him mighty scare..
God again played a prank sent a certain sexy angel down...
Adam got struck by her too..Eve knew now there's new bitch in town..
Adam being taken by angel,Which made poor eve red in anger..
She knew it deep inside her heart willy Adam will certainly bang her..
Months of fights and wilderness,God was gettin sad and bore...
Once again his witty mind exploded a prank uproar...
He changed again the course of winds,makin adam love eve again..
This made angel feel so insecure,she started era of emotional drain..
Adam sandwiched between Eve and the Angel...
Started to feel irate and strangled...
He cald up god and asked him"why are u playing with my life"
God replied dont blame me dude u were tired of rubbing the tool and wanted a wife..
Adam told "u had informed she will be the best thing one will ever see"
God said"Dear adam with beauty and sexiness,the troubles of women are complimentary"...
Adam told god im tired of this..its a pain that i cant weather...
Im in the best company when im alone together...
God replied u been such a fool,A lesson learnt for u who drools...
Now enoy some lonely moments which u will enjoy with ur tool..
Saying this god dissapeared and y no changes made is a mystery..
A man and woman's relationship rest as they say is history..
