After a meeting she was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.
Suddenly she realized she must have left them in the car. her husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. her theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately she rushed to the parking lot, she came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
She immediately called the police.She gave them her location, car number and description of the place where she parked etc. She equally confessed that she had left her keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then she made the most difficult call of all, to her husband!!!
"Honey," She stammered; she always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.
" There was a period of silence. She thought the call had been dropped, but then She heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was her time to be silent. Embarrassed, she said, "Well, come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."
