Here’s to your worthless future and your new girl, may she hurt you the way you have hurt me. I hope you put trust and faith and love and your entire being into being with her so that she can turn around and do you dirtier than you did me. Thanks for opening my eyes to the reality of life, thank you for destroying me so that I can finally have the strength to destroy these disasterous feelings I have had for you since we met. A toast to the end of the worst relationship in the history of the world.

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