Since time immemorial parents have guided their siblings to the path of success.I am here to do something similar. "Let's learn how to get fever".Ever wondered if there had been a medicine to get fever??Or to get drown with cancer??Or just to be caught in the vicious circle of smoking and drinking???
Don't you think it's a bit off the hook in terms of the topics???And what if i told you, i am here to give you a lesson on how to fail in exams.But then i have this presentiment i might be beaten black and blue by your parents.Still,let the music play!!It's like a 365 days package from me on the subject.Rest assured,if the lessons in the package are being adhered to even Morgan Freeman too can't stop you from failing even though he is the Almighty!
TIME LEFT FOR EXAMS-365 DAYS
Whole loads of time! New class!! new pals!Undeniably, it's time to hit on the streets.Everyday hangout is a pre-requisite. Sleep to one's heart content. This schedule needs to be continued for at least 50 days.Attend classes for a maximum of two weeks in one month.
TIME LEFT FOR EXAM- 250 DAYS
Scribble down some notes just to gull your parents and well-wishers that you are a regular college VISITOR. "Visitor" I said and not STUDENT. If possible,get acquainted with the names of your colleagues and teachers.They might turn out to be helpful at the eleventh hour. Find a love in college. There's a heavy chance that your decimating attendance may get some fresh blood. Sleeping MORE is quintessential to the terminus objective of failing. Groove your feet to the music at some clubs often. Facebook account would be an invaluable asset at this point of time.
TIME LEFT FOR EXAMS- 150 DAYS
You can pay a surprise visit to college once a month. The scholars,i.e, the teachers over there may award you with some frivolous rebukes. But who gives a damn, right?? SHOW some seriousness in your study,but DON"T study. You can resort to texting,chatting or gaming during the study hours.
TIME LEFT FOR EXAMS - 50 DAYS
You can start purchasing some notes and books. Don't forget to spend a lump amount on showcasing the ten-years question paper. Tiredness bound to increase as the exams knock on the door.So, deep slumbers are indispensable..
TIME LEFT FOR EXAMS- 1 DAY
Time to pull up your socks. Call up each friend and ask hope to get an optimistic answer like-"No dude!Even i haven't studied anything for the exam till now.Gotta do everything tonight". Mind it! i said OPTIMISTIC. Because that's how it helps in boosting your confidence.
EXAM DAY
Burn the midnight oil. Learn haphazardly whatever YOU think might come. Believe God exists and the examiner in guise of God,puts the studied questions.But,wishes,of course, are for children. And you are in your twenty's.
EXAM TIME
The question paper may land you up in an imbroglio.After all,the so called 'Straining Nerve' for the last 360 days finally paid off. You just stare at your friends and wonder what they could have been possibly writing.
They wait for the 180 minutes to get over. Whereas you just wait for those 150 minutes. Because you are literally FAST n FURIOUS.
RESULT DAY
High time for everyone.This 365 days of my package needs to work out. And it's result time now. Result has been declared. We both passed. You failed and i passed to make you fail.
