A political interview only on Karela TV 'Sach tu Karwa hota hai"
G nazrin me houn aap ka host Sacha from your very own K TV! Jaisa k aap daikh sakte hain me yahan Phada political party a.k.a. PPP K jalsay me mojood houn. Hazaroun ki tadaad me yahan siyasi karkun aur party supporters mojood hain. Aiye aise he aik karkun se hum baat karte hain.
Interviewer: Sir! Sir! Aap ka naam?
PP: Sain my name is palitical Puppy. But u can caal me PP
Int: G political puppy sahab
PP: Nai nai mujhan palitical puppy zara zoor de k bolo sain pp af the puppy pe.
Int: Sir ye family channel hai aap kaisi batain kar rahe hain. Bare bare log dekhte hain ya channel.
PP: o baba hum logoun ko yahi kahan jata hai. Aur bhala bare bare log bhi tu palte hain na puPPy.
Int: Acha acha you mean bhao bhao puPPy....
PP: Haan ub tum pohncha na thora seelow hai tum par koi baat nai.
Int: Acha PP sahab tu aap kiya karte hain party me?
PP: Kiya karte hain? Wohi karte hain jo malik bolta hain baba... malik bolta hai sit tu hum beethta houn malik boolta hai PP run run tu hum runta houn.
Int: Sir tu aap party k liye or awan k liye kiya karte hain?
PP: Booht acha sawal hai! Party k liye hum chanda ikhata karta houn. malik k jootay palish karta houn,idhir ya kidhir bhi jub jalsa hota hai tu hum aise aise aik pair me khare ho kar nachta houn nare lagata houn.
Int: Awam k liye kiya karte hain?
PP: awam........ you mean these peoples..... hum in ko tahafuz deta houn un k bachoun ki health insurance karata houn unka bojh halka rakhta houn.
Int: kiya malub?
PP: Aray sain tum bohat bhola hai. aaj kal logoun k pas boht paisa hai un ko samagh nai aati kiya kare har maheene unka fixed depazit (deposit)humari party krti hai me khud jata houn is se unk bachoun ki health insurance ho jati hai. Aur jin logoun k ghar cheezain ziyadaho jati hain hum un se kuch cheezain laata houn takay ghar ki setting achay se ho jaway.
Int: in sub k liye aap ko tunkhwa (pay) kitni milti hai?
PP: Sain hum chota mota PP hum ko kahan tankhwa milti hai.
Int: Laikin party kuch tu daiti ho gi ye tu nainsafi hai warna?
PP: oye hamara bara sain bohat ghareeboun ka humdard hai bus wo choti moti cheez he hum ko de sakta hai us ko aur boot logoun me bantna hota hai baba. Us ne hum ko Doobaee (Dubai) me felate(flat), do char land croozar (Cruisers), or bus yehi koi chay saath peelat (Plots) diye hain.
Int: Acha aap say aik akhri sawal. Aap ki parti ka manshoor kiya hai?
PP: Manshoor kahin mansoor ka chota bhai tu naee jis ne mudder (murder) kiya tha wo hamari party party me nai hai baba aisee affwahain tu na phelao na. Halkay se kareeb atay howe "Tere ko ghar nai jana kiya"
Int: Sir manshoor se mera matlub hai vision! Aap ki party ka vision kiya hai?
PP: oooo Acha bohat mazakiya hai tu waise! towanty (20) by six!
Int: Sir ye aap kaisi batain karahe hain?
PP: O baba ye siyasi batain hin tu abhi bacha hai teri samagh nai ayegi. twoanty by six ka matbul hai... dekh jis tarha aik aam admi siraf six by six hota hai hai ne? ussi tarha aik siyasat daan ki nazar towanty! by six hoti hai. Wo har cheez par nazar rakhta hai. khas k wo jo doosroun ki ho hehehehe...
Int: aap ka bohat bohat shukriya hamare sath baat karne ka PP sahab.
PP: yar walcome yar walcome
Int: G tu app ne dekha aik siyasi karkun ka exclusive interview. Is umeed k sath k aapko samajh agaya ko ga k kis ko vote nahi dena... uhm!.. mera matlab hai k ub aap ko samajh agaya ho ga k kis ko vote dena hai hum aap ko liye chalte hain humare studios me!
