Q..Why do men love beer?
A..Because when they talk nonsense to it, it never replies back.

Q..Why do men snore?
A..It's the only time their wives actually listen to their gibberish.

Q..Why do men keep the commode flap always open?
A..It never struck 'em they could put it down too.

Q..Why do men wink at women?
A..Eye is actually nervously twitching, in anticipation of it being boxed by her.

Q..Why are men bad cooks?
A..The way to a woman's heart is not via her tummy!

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