(Different take) 5 Questions on women

Q- You know why women love shoes ?
A- Because shoes are useful to thrash some sense into a thickheaded male.

Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because they are distracted by the male backseat drivers who have no idea where they are going.

Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- Because it is a place for animals such as men.

Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her that her child is hungry.

Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Doomsday. Why should we shut up?