Procrastination for dummies

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What is that word you are too lazy to pronounce?

The act of delaying something that you should do,
usually because you do not want to do it. That is
what the dictionary says. To me, it means a lot
more than this. I have been devoted to this
radical notion from early days.

My memories of procrastination goes back to
watching Tom running after Jerry while I was
supposed to be doing my homework in 3rd grade. The
bright side at that time was obviously the
cartoons and that adrenaline rush in completing
homework before my tutor came, my brother egging
me on-Â¨He is right by the door!! Just two more
lines, hurry up.Â¨. Ah, the good days.

So, do you crave that adrenaline rush? Or do you
just want to be a part of this new craze? Well, if
you are reading this, it is enough of a reason.
There are millions of ways to procrastination and

millions of reasons to do the same. No, I am not
gonna give you a reason to procrastinate, I am
just going to give you a walk-through into this
heavenly world. So, loosen your pants, get
comfortable and enter the journey to
self-satisfaction.

CAUTION: Dummies without strong hearts are
requested to go back to their responsibilities and
duties.

...

The Couch

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