Introduction

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John Common is a common young man. He was born
in a common community in a common country to a
very common family. Mr. Common went to a common
school when he was young and he had a common
sister named Jane.

After John graduated from a common high School in
his common town, he went to a common college not
very far from his mom and dadâ€™s common
home. For four years he went to this common
college and finally graduated with a degree in
Commonology and decided to find himself a common
job and a common apartment for himself.

This is where our story begins, but first
letâ€™s talk about the common state of things
when John Common found a job in Commonology.

As John got older, his little common community
got larger and larger. It really wasnâ€™t
common any more. The common grocery store was

twice as large and the prices were four times the
common price. When he got fuel for his common car
the common price was way more than common.

Speaking of his common car, his common car was
too common and he wanted something that
wasnâ€™t common before he decided to get a
common job and to start a common family. John
Common bought an uncommon car with an uncommon
payment and then drove his uncommon car around
looking for a common job.

Johnâ€™s common parents attempted to give
him some common advice. They told him to find a
common job like they had with a common wage in his
specialty of Commonology.

Mr. John Common did not want a common job with a
common wage. He had worked hard for four common
years at a common college to get a degree in
Comonology so why should he get a common job for a
common wage?

But John could not find an uncommon job with an
uncommon wage because he did not have uncommon
experience. So what was John Common to do?

Chapter One: Out of Control

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