Seedha despo:
Humne apko kabka message kar rakha h..App hume jwab q nahi deti..Humari galti thodi na h..app ko gulab jamun ache nahi lagte..Jwab digeye naaaa?
Ex bf despo:
Babe,I think muje tum us din waise baat nahi karni thi..Why are you not rplying me..Jab bhi ankhen band karta hu..need nahi atti..:p
Rply me plej?
Showoff bf:
Hey why the hell are you not rplying me..I am changing my fb relationship status if I dont hear it from you..
Super despo ex:
Hey I want you know that I have found luv of my life..I dont want you to msg me on my new no. 9*********..Plej dont msg ever..I sleep at 10..
New wala despo:
hey..This is Chandu..I like you very very much...Plz plz plz plz plz plz rply me.../3
Pro new despo:
Hey..IS THIS RUPA..MY FRIEND MET WITH AN ACCIDENT..HE IS IN YOUR CLASS,PUJARA..HIS LAST WISH..TO SAY HII..
HII HIM BACK,HE IS
DYING.
Flirt despo:
Hey there is this very cute gal in my class,Anarakali..I want her to txt me back,what should text her?Any Ideas...3
Freak despo:
You dont want to txt me,dont txt me,dont even call me..You go and make mariage to Ranbir...But remember lady if you dont text back,bhul jana apne 5 bacho ko..Meh Jenny k sar pe kabhi tumhara saya nahi padne dunga.
Chichora despo:
Oye laundiya..Tera no. likha hua h..3215 bus ki pachvi seat k side k neiche.."Call to have fun"..Fun karade soniye humko bhi thoda thoda.
Seedhi despo:
Hamse aisi kya galti hui, AAP reply hi nahi karte? Jaldi kariye na, fir mummyji aa gayi to praablum ho jayega.
Ex gf despo:
Hey, how are you?
Mujhe pata chala hai ki tumhari ek nayi galfriend ban gayi hai. Did you tell her about me?
P.s I still love you. :/
Showoff gf:
Hey, are u psycho or wut? I knoe that u red mah msg, y u no reply? I will totaly lyk change mah status to complikated!!!???
New waali despo:
Dude, u r lyk so handsome saw your pic. Wanna chat me up? ;)
Pro new despo:
OMG DID SOMEONE TELL YOU KI YOU LOOK DITTO COPY OF RANBIR KAPOOR, AGAR AAP IS MESSAGE KA REPLY KARENGE TO ILL FEEL LIKE I AM TALKING TO A CELEB. :D
Flirt despo:
Dear Mr. Smexi,
There is this really cute guy I like. 3
He wont text me back. *pouts*
Could you help me with it.
P.S. He is reading this message right now. *blushes*
Freak despo:
You know what? For all I care, you can marry Katrina kaif. No, dont! I am so sick of you that I think I am falling in love and here I am waiting for you to reply me back. Dont you ever reply back.
Love you. 3
chichori despo:
Yaar tu baat karna na band kar, jab tu aise nakhre karta hai na, to aur bhi saaxy ho jaata hai.
man to karta hai ki.. *bites lip*
(co-written with @abie kapkoti)
