My thighs are so fat, with those fat lines! And my ass keeps popping out from my back and carrying along a lot of belly fat with! My navel protrudes with two tyres pressuring it! My ears are big and they are disfigured, my nose is so huge, and when I smile, it gets wrinkled in all the wrong places. My eyebrows are almost joined and to get them threaded seems more ugly. My calves are buttery, they vibrate when I walk. My lower arms are dark, the back of it filled with dry skin, as rough as a scrubbed up loofah. The upper arms are so flabby, they dangle like a dead chicken when I raise my hands straight. My feet are big and my toes are sick, my soles have lost their soul. My knees are dark, like two chocolate donuts on a butterscotch sea. My shoulder blades are adorned with little usurpations and the lower back with dark lines that stand up against the stretched skin. The cheeks of my derrière are dotted and lined, when it should have been smooth.
And the reason I feel the ugliest is that I am thinking about all this.
